Pumpkin Vampire Gangnam style

Just because.

Bonus Disco Dinosaurs

If you've downloaded the T-Rex in V-necks game that I illustrated, there's a great Disco mode which you can unlock that features a funky soundtrack and neon-clad aerobics dinosaurs that score you double points.

Compare/Contrast exhibition

Here is my contribution to the Compare/Contrast exhibition curated by MrGresty. The brief was relatively open with a loose theme based around things that are the same, different, equal or opposite. My piece is called 'Man and woman' and in my usual juvenile fashion it uses the playground hand signal for 'sexing'. More info here.

AOI Best of British Illustration Exhibition and annual

A quick snap (admittedly taken after a few too many complimentary beers) of my Plasticine Tatooine illustrations on the wall at the Association of Illustrator's Best of British exhibition at Somerset House. Get yourself down there, it's really good and I'm not just saying that because my work's in it. I will also be giving a talk about plasticine, humour, Star Wars and general illustration stuff at Somerset House on October the 28th – expect hilarity!

T-Rex in V-necks for iD Gum

I'm proud to announce that the first of a few games that I've worked on over the last couple of months for the US launch of iD Gum are available to download for the iPad and iPhone. The concept is simple, drop plasticine V-neck shirts onto fashion conscious dinosaurs as they maraud through a trendy clothes store – three misses and it's game over – nothing weird about that! The guys at Chunk Games and Droga5 have put together an amazing campaign – the apps are available to download here. More games will be unlocked over time including others that I've worked on, obviously I'll keep you posted.

Comic strips for Premier Inn

Here's part of a series that I've created for Premier Inn

Fred Ferenczi

Portrait of Fred Ferenczi, a mate of mine who happens to be the best schizophrenic stand up I know. Drawn using Brushes on the iPad – slightly different style but still has the trademark 'Quince nose'.

Go Wiggo! prints

Due to demand (and being pestered by my British & World transplant cycling champion sister) I've decided to do a limited edition print run of my Bradley Wiggins 'Go Wiggo!' illustration. They are A4 on 200 micron white pulp board, signed and numbered and they look good in a frame – Click the 'add to cart' button below to buy one now before they go (there are only 25 of them).

Planets, sweet!

Mars, Saturn (with his rings) Uranus and Jupiter in the medium of plasticine.

Croc of shit

An iPhone drawing reminiscent of my Guess Poo period, inspired by the young girl who I saw scraping dog poo off the bottom of her crocs as I walked to my train – as Kafka once said "Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old"

Football Crazy

Hands up if you love Star Wars

A Star Wars Tshirt design featuring characters who have lost limbs or hands during the original trilogy.

Nuggets of advice

On Wednesday I will be giving a D&AD school leavers talk where I will be dispensing nuggets of advice dipped in a sweet and sour ramble about how I got into the creative industry. More info here.

Tringe Comedy Festival illustrations

I've just got hold of some printed copies of the posters and programmes that I illustrated for the 2012 Tring Comedy Festival. The festival features loads of great acts including Richard Herring, Russell Kane, Simon Evans and Jenny Eclair. My own favourite act are the hilarious and wonderfully named 'Late night gimp fight' – check out all of the acts here.

Quick England badge inspired doodle

Why do the three lions on England's badge all have their tongues out?

Willy Wonka Print

Fat German kid stuck up a chocolate pipe – here's a tiny detail from an action packed Willy Wonka print that I've just finished, more details in due course.

A quick test illustration

...for a job involving bacteria

Euro 2012 Wall Chart

Need a way to record all of the scores from Euro 2012 you say?
I may have just the thing, click here to satisfy all of your football/wallchart requirements

Bantha Banter

Extremely niche humour alert – the shaggy mammoth-like Banthas from Star Wars engage in some 'Yo mama' style banter.

Has anyone else noticed...

...how much Roy Hodgson looks like an owl?

'armless fun

Here's a detail of something I'm working on – I know, if it's not football it's Star Wars – I should really do something that combines both.

Euro 2012 Wallchart

My colourful A2 Euro 2012 wall chart is now available to buy priced at an amazingly reasonable £5. See the full image and get yours before the limited stock runs out by clicking here.Elliott, quince, euro, 2012, wallchart, england, ukraine, poland, rooney, spain, greece, russia, illustrator, illustration, football, czech republic, holland, netherlands, portugal, denmark, germany, italy, republic, ireland, croatia, sweden, france, zlatan, ibrahimovic, benzema, shevchenko, keane, modric, balotelli, xavi, ozil, bendtner, ronaldo, van persie, rosicky, szczensy, pavlyuchenko, karagounis, united, arsenal, city, manchester, tottenham, barcelona, real madrid, fixtures, games, groups, schedule kckersbehance

Where's Wally?

I've just finished some comic strips for Whitbread - and managed to smuggle someone who looks suspiciously like me into a management meeting in one of the frames.

Stroke Association Poster

Here's a poster for the Stroke Association's upcoming barefoot beach fun run that I created for the late great 300million. More details here.

Milton Jones

Here's a drawing to promote the fabulous Milton Jones's upcoming performance at Get Stuffed in Tring. A very funny (and very funny looking) chap, well worth checking him out.

Plasticine Rooney

Just to keep up my monthly plasticine quota - here's a work in progress shot of the Man U and England Striker Wayne Rooney.

Canada Life Insurance

Here's a set of nursery rhyme themed adverts that I illustrated for Canada Life insurance a while back.

Fundraising League Cup Winners painting

Here's a picture of three legendary Luton Town FC players from the 1988 League Cup Final winning team; captain Steve Foster, keeper Andy Dibble and, scorer of the winner, Brian Stein.


The painting was auctioned to raise money for a local lad who has been diagnosed with a brain tumour - read more about Reece here. Over £7,500 was raised on the night of the auction.

No cheap gags about Uranus please

Mars is red,
Neptune is blue,
Particle physics is geeky,
A Professor Brian Cox Valentine's card is too.

Fabi-Yolk-apello

This egg based likeness of Mr Capello was originally created as a test for this job for The Times newspaper.

Leonardo DiCapri-Sun

Sorry I couldn't help this - it's been in my head for a while and I had to exorcise the bad pun.

Aristocrat Comedy

Here's a logo and poster I've done for my good friend Fred/Peter from the newly formed Aristocrat Comedy Night in Aylesbury. Click on the poster and marvel at who has the honour and prestige of being bottom of the bill!

Sneak peek of football screenprint

Here's a sneak peek of a print I've been working on for a collection of football based designs launching this summer with Debra Orton and others. More details soon.

What's on Richard's laptop?

If, like me, you are a regular viewer of the quiz show gold that is Pointless, then you'll know that you never get to see what is on hilarious adjudicator Richard's laptop. Over the next few days I'll be attempting to guess. If you have any suggestions tweet them using the hashtag #whatsonrichardslaptop and I may well use them.