Mince pies

A Father Christmas card with mince pie badges.

Tis the season for pickled onions...

...forking difficult to cut.

Xmas people pattern

Noël

Seasons Greetings brought to you by Messrs Fielding, Coward, Edmonds and Gallagher

Rizzle Kicks Swizzle Sticks

Giving your drinks a thoroughly good mix

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That's how I troll

Hey you guys!!!

Inspired by last year's Iain Dowie pumpkin I've decided to change the odd-shaped pumpkin I bought yesterday into Sloth from The Goonies

My brain's itchy

Plasticine Halloween perhaps?

Obstetrician Kenobi

I love a pun - Use the force/Use the forceps - I'll get my coat!

PS. if you like rubbish Star Wars jokes I also did this card a couple of Christmases ago.