Tis the season for pickled onions...

...forking difficult to cut.

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Noël

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Inspired by last year's Iain Dowie pumpkin I've decided to change the odd-shaped pumpkin I bought yesterday into Sloth from The Goonies

My brain's itchy

Plasticine Halloween perhaps?

Obstetrician Kenobi

I love a pun - Use the force/Use the forceps - I'll get my coat!

PS. if you like rubbish Star Wars jokes I also did this card a couple of Christmases ago.

Plasticine Tatooine update

A quick Plasticine Tatooine update to say that, to date, the book has been a great success and that I've not got too many of my original run left. This has been thanks in part to some great features in the likes of The Guardian Guide, Guardian news app (below) and Guardian online here. The sculpted Star Wars rejects also appear in the September issue of Creative Review (bottom) and on the Creative Review Blog here (the comments on CR blog make me chuckle!). Click here to learn more about Plasticine Tatooine.